tomlinsen:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

(Source: lordpayne, via scream-at-the-skies)

just overheard my dad say

“No man is ever going to put his hands on my daughter” (referring to domestic violence).

*giggles dadyouaresorightnomanisevergonnatouchme*

dizzyingdither:

the hannibal fandom is my favorite

yynattirb:

KSJDLKJTLEKJRTMOTHERMARYANDJOSEPHONAFUCKINGMOPED.

sorry

not

sorry.

and it is taking 

for

fucking

ever.

Well I bet you’re cuter!  And you should come off anon!!  It’s make my day!

:)